taco tent

A taco tent is the lift in your pants when you have a boner.

I had a giant taco tent when i saw that girl.

by bunzthomas September 6, 2013

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

Dusty Taco

The vagina of a lonely woman, who hasn't had sex or masturbated in a couple weeks at least. She is a very sad sight to see. The term "dusty taco" refers to the human embodiment of depression and loneliness. The women with a dusty taco are usually under age or about ready to commit suicide. Either way, it is very to approach a girl with a dusty taco.

"God damn that girl has a fucking dusty taco!"

by Gayson4/20 April 19, 2017

Taco Bonnet

The act of inserting one's head into a vagina creating the appearance of a bonnet on one's head

"Dave took a deep breath a rammed his head into Judy's vagina, knowing well the Taco Bonnet would soon become a hot fashion item for Spring 09'"

by sanjeep l. December 20, 2008

little taco

A kick ass nick name for your best friend that is 5 foot tall. A nick name that only the best of the best deserve. A name that belongs to the funniest, nicest, and the most bad ass operater that ever lived. A name that only a Cameron can have. -Matt

Hey little taco what's your mom making for dinner I might come over

by Jagaloon October 5, 2016

taco tug

A taco tug...getting a handjob by a day laborer in the home depot parking lot.

jaun forgot his leaf blower today so he had to give taco tugs behind home depot today.

by toyotafj62 August 8, 2016