washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.

"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."

by elektra902 June 21, 2009

walking video

Similar to the face video, except the singer is in motion instead of static. Examples include Ladyhawke's "Paris is Burning" and Mia Doi Todd's "My Room is White".

1: Dude, your walking video does not make you look harcore. Sorry, fail.

by noreallyitsnot August 3, 2009

Washington College Presidents

The future home of your Hills East Lacrosse Captain Luke Birnbaum.. and his brother sam

Now starting for your Washington College Presidents.. Standing at 5'5 weighing 100 pounds. SAM BIRNBOMB

by Anthony Ramizel April 17, 2011

walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

Washington Noggin

A Washington Noggin is a technique for self pleasure where a random man smashes a child's head on the side of the road as the baby's mother is tied up and forced to watch as the man ejaculates on the helpless child

Omg that was a pretty cool Washington Noggin

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 10, 2020

couple walking

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)

Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.

by jesserz92 May 6, 2008

The Walking

A manager that worked at Angelo's diner in PA, in the early 2000s. His face contained a very large mustache. Originally nicknamed "The Walking Mustache" but later acquired its shortened version.

A tall thin man with a very large mustache can be called "The Walking."

by Timpa44 March 8, 2009