Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).
Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.
Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.
Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly
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Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.
Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.
There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.
* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.
Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.
There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.
* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
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My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
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Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”
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