windshield wiper

The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!

John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!

by midgetpound3r January 31, 2010

wiper fluid

the thing that the guy said he got for jb and kg in tenacious d
's jesus ranch. this word probably means absolutly nothin

hey guys i got that aah wiper fluid for ya.

by jake1208 October 8, 2008

sideways wiper

n. One who wipes sideways as opposed to the normal manner of up and down. This is a lesser hygienical wipe for your anus.

Sideways wipers are also known as a famous anus.

Paul Dangler is a sideways wiper, Winnipeg's most famous anus.

by The Purple Package December 31, 2007

windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.

Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!

by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004

wiper

A person who cannot do anything for themselves, including whiping their own butt.

We have a wiper at the counter that needs assistance.

by Meredith N. January 28, 2008

non-wiper

Someone who is so fat that it is physically impossible for them to reach their arse for the purposes of wiping up after a dump. Their arms just aren't long enough to reach around, across, under or through the mounds of lard.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.

Look at that - there's a non-wiper if I ever saw one. How does he clean up??

by Barnsider September 3, 2010

No Wiper

There’s no such thing as a no wiper because you have to wipe to know if it’s a no wiper.

Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.

Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true

Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.

by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017