I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

When Push Comes to Shiv

When a conflict between two escalates to the point of causing one to suffer even greater physical harm by the other

Often in jail or a tv series "When Push Comes to Shiv", a disagreement between two quickly can move to a devastating outcome for one .

by sheila in the car May 30, 2023

When the funny

funny

Me when the funny:

by Very Helpful June 24, 2023

The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...

Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

when where how hard?

when where how hard?

person: "fuck you"

person 2: "when where how hard?"

by material gowrl February 25, 2023

Me when the

Some random meme that your friend might have sent you. More of less meaning either my reaction to that information or just my reaction to this or that

Friend one-"Dude, watch this video," friend two-"Lol, me when the

by anonymous March 13, 2023

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023