ur moms cooch 

when a place is very barren and lifeless

*enters a desert*

bruh it’s like ur moms cooch in here

ur moms cooch by ur moms cooch February 12, 2020

Ur mom 

Just ur mom

Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made

Ur mom by Pg foot February 25, 2020

Ur mom 

Every 7 year olds favorite two words; the most "savage" words on planet earth.

Henry: this is why you're adopted
Brian:ummmmm...ur mom
Every other kid in the room besides Henry: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ur mom by YeetusDeletusMyFetus March 6, 2020

ur grans trans 

Only the most motherfckn best roast. This shit is better than all of tweed of the world. Your can bend over the queen of England if you just say thiz. Anyone says ur mom gay, just beat the shit out of them by saying ur grans trans

Ur dad gay! Ha! Rookie,.. well ur grans trans. (Starts heavily breathing. Clenches chest.) Holy shit! Sry bro! I wont mess with you again. MOM! SOME BADASS JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME BY JUST SAYING SOMETHING!! He Polly eats gator pussy, and has balls of fckn steel.

ur grans trans by Davyn.Anderson Ima bad bich March 20, 2020

ur ma is ur da

this popular northern insult which is basally calling your mum a tranny

steven: wow my mums peng
will: wtf steve ur ma is ur da
steven: ik

ur ma is ur da by StronGLad123 March 23, 2020

ur dad lesbian 

More Insulting Than ur mom gae and Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт

timmy:ur mom big le gay
tommy:ur dad lesbian
timmy:dies again

XD

ur dad lesbian by C0d3br34k3r April 20, 2020

ur mom is ur mother 

when ur angry at someone but u dont want to insult them and ur in the middle of insulting their mom so u think of a quick answer

omar: haha i farted
farris: WHAT THE HECK MAN UR MOM IS UR MOTHER

ur mom is ur mother by MoroTheMaster June 17, 2020