Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

by Driving Park December 17, 2014

treholt

treholt, a word Norwegians are not very proud of having given to the world: it derives from Arne Treholt, a notorious Norwegian traitor who collaborated with the communists during the Cold War and who was convicted of spying for the KGB in 1985 and sentenced to 20 years in prison. He established his name as a synonym for "traitor". It is, arguably, the worst and most grave insult a Norwegian can throw at another.

That guy, he is such a treholt!

by Arntzenzz September 20, 2010

treva

Treva is a straightedge fag, plain and simple.

Will never drink, or smoke no matter the age.

Cody P: Dude did you invite Treva Dane?

James W: No man I didn't, he's such a Treva.

by BlackStarx16SpecialAce October 7, 2013

trigger discipline

In gaming, trigger discipline is when one holds his/her gunfire while hiding upon seeing an enemy player walk by him/her in order to see if there are more enemies following the first player/catch the enemy off guard. It requires incredible patience and self control to not open fire on the first enemy you see since there could be more behind the first enemy walking in hence the discipline part of the term.

My buddy was able to get an Ace in Valorant with a very nice display of trigger discipline and catching them off guard.

by zuhazana July 1, 2020

your granny tranny

way worse than your mum gay and ur dad lesbian

fran: lol your dad lesbian

daniel: your granny tranny

fran: *falls backwards*

by sarah6969696969 March 17, 2018

Thirst Trap

A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.

"Hey guys, are these shorts too tight?"
"Screw off with your thirst trap."

by Cycklops November 22, 2015

trumpster babies

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.

The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.

by SCY1001 January 20, 2017