Toss and Turnt

Trying to sleep after a long night of drinking

I got so drunk for my birthday, couldn't go to sleep. I was toss and turnt

by ItsJos August 16, 2017

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022

Pigeon tossed

Someone who has been eaten up by life or at a party. Chewed up and spit out or pooped out.

Damn Gina, Kelly be looking all pigeon tossed.

by Kkk1125 March 25, 2021

Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.

1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..

by Jillpill March 31, 2019

Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.

The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!

by Jimothy Tingles March 16, 2024

tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis

my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob

by pandagangbang69 March 07, 2017

Just Toss The Boss

(1)Replacing a incompetent leader
(2)Firing upper management

120th North Avenue is getting a low rating of 3.5 out of 5 because they have failed just toss the boss and replace them with much more competent management

by EmJayee November 08, 2018