british food

any kind of food containg ham, bread slices, fruit, sugar, and tomatoes all in one dish. Usually has the word "pudding" or "pie" afterwards to make it SOUND good.
shephards pie (for god's sake your eating shephards, man!)
mince pie (ewww)
by Kat February 03, 2004
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Food stamper

During sex when the girl is flexible and can lift one leg almost straight up. Put your dick in, and MOST IMPORTANT put the thumb in her asshole and have sex. The thumb is so the man can help balance the woman.
Over lunch today we pulled a food stamper and I STILL got it in her hair!
by Pasty nutz March 05, 2018
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ladybug food

the green stuff we put in our ladybug bowls to feed our ladybugs; another word to describe marijuana
im hungery, lets gets some ladybug food
by kimbo_0 slice February 06, 2009
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food disillusion

When you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn't what you expected it would be. Instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can't bear eating it.
Paul: Oh! I'm so hungry! Where's my chicken?

(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?
by Flitta August 22, 2011
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nude food

Strawberries, cherries, bananas, chocolate and whip cream that is used by a couple in the bedroom for romance. sex, love, romance, couple, bedroom, marriage, hook-up, seduction
I have not seen my wife all week. I'm going to drop by the grocery store and pick up some nude food and maybe we can have a romantic evening.
by joecoolthefool November 28, 2016
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Food Rape

What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.
Dude, those enchiladas totally food raped me when I was in the shitter 5 minutes ago.
by Therealdingleberryjerry June 15, 2017
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Food Rape

Food Rape is when you eat a bunch of food and become constipated. Over time as the constipation continues, the bigger the food dong gets. No one likes food Rape, well all try to prevent it from happening.
It's been a month of constipation, but today after eating pizza, I rushed to the bathroom and was food raped.
by AngiesAwesome December 31, 2018
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