turtle-loafer

1)Someone who get sexual pleasure from imagining a turtle.

Girl-come on Johnny, how do I get you turned on?
Johnny-I don't know
Girl-well I'm gonna go feed my turtle
Johnny-IT'S HAPPENING!!!! *fap fap fap fap* turtles.........it's the turtles!!!!!! They're so wrinkly and slow!!! It gets me hot!!!! OMG! I think I'm a turtle-loafer!!!
Girl-I'm glad to her that! Because I have a thing for slow wrinkly things too!

by Z4zebra July 23, 2012

Turtle Pope

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.

I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

Turtle Egg

Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...

Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!

Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!

by Schmendt February 24, 2018

Turtles on the Beach

A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.

“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”

“10-4. We are on the way up”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

elderly turtle

One of Gerard Way 's most popular nicknames.

Example1
PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?

Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"

by ThatKilljoy February 14, 2017

Frog turtles

When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness

This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son

by FriedNibbaChicken January 13, 2019