noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.
Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt
Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Get the moose nuckle duster mug.A BDSM term that describes the dom aggressively stomping on the sub.
It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.
It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.
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Get the Decaying Moose mug.Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017
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Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”
Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
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