Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.
Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!
by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014
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poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.
Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!
by Telephony June 30, 2019
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Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019
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Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
by KD Dirt August 06, 2020
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Poop Hooves

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.
by Philli Boi February 12, 2010
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Poop Draft

The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.
Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?

Yea, I almost passed the fug out.
by ShawnDiesel October 16, 2010
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Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.
During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr
by Poop Swiggleton May 22, 2013
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