by Hannah February 16, 2003
Get the craving the cockmug. cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.
After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.
by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006
Get the Cobweb cockmug. A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006
Get the speed cockingmug. What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
by capnkev April 10, 2009
Get the put a cock in itmug. The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.
by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022
Get the horse cockmug. Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.
by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009
Get the cock blockermug. by Chouda boy March 28, 2009
Get the Cock Homug.