tech gals

yer i agree with u, they r soooooo annoyin!

by sum1 from harris July 23, 2003

Tech Guy

The coolest guy in school who fixes your tech stuff. He is around 26 years old, tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is so hot.

Tech guy is soooooo hot!!!!!! ;0

by Idea Pigeon June 19, 2018

nail tech

The occupation of internet gods. Pedobear, Shotacat and Loloki are all nail techs. Anon is the expert nail tech.

Scumbag Steve is an aspiring nail tech but he cannot seem to climb the seven stairs to exit his mom's basement.

Anon: I need a mani-pedi, quick!
Loloki: I am a nail tech, why won't you invite me to beauty express?
Pedobear: Me too
Shotacat: Purr purr, do thaaaat.
Scumbag Steve: Can I do your nails, I have the best china glaze!
Chorus: Techni-coloured YAWN.

by S.S. Tasche March 29, 2011

tech beeeyatch

Keys,D

yo - you the tech beeeyatch

by Donny Ozmond June 5, 2003

techon

an emaciated african-american passion slave who can be purchased for $19.95 from the HSN and dwells in closets/cages. He is only released when his owner's sexual desires are awoken, and he is fed according to his biweekly sexual output.*

*bondage is his specialty.

"My husband is leaving for a business trip tonight; you're going to be a busy boy this weekend, Techon!"

by Tyler Stewart November 20, 2006

Techosystem

A system, or a group of interconnected products and services, formed by the interaction of a community of tech products with their environment.

For example: The Apple techosytem; Apple Music, iTunes, iPhone

Dirk-Jan: I chose an iPhone because I like Apple Techosystem, I love paying top dollar just to use their services on their devices.
Anthony: I'm more into the Android techosytem, I love having a chose for what services I can use and don't have to pay top dollar for it.

by Henkie T May 9, 2018

techodefaphobia

Fear of taking a shit without your phone

Math teacher: Leave your phone
You: I can't, I have techodefaphobia

by UrHomieNemo March 6, 2021