by johnmque March 5, 2017
Get the paper mill lockmug. Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016
Get the Australian Wrapping Papermug. by Hi peps March 29, 2021
Get the School toilet papermug. A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out
by Jade and janie December 25, 2016
Get the toilet paper fortmug. by A classy fellow June 6, 2020
Get the Toilet paper dickmug. by SynthLSD February 6, 2020
Get the Boneless toilet papermug. Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
by john niemand October 15, 2015
Get the toilet paper literaturemug.