ding

Mostly from northeastern United States.

1.) Means thing, aka see: ting.

2.) Also, word used to describe a small dent in a car.

1.) Hey, did yooos see dat ding out dere, it was a UFO and Elvis was driving!

2.) Did your car get damaged much? No, it's just got a ding in it.

by spinxcat August 6, 2004

ding

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse

Fuck that asshole dinged me

by Cameron March 21, 2004

Ding dong destroyer

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003

Ding

Sound effect frequently used in the place of or to accompany the word bellend.
Commonly accompanied by a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips of your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.

Person1: *points to a foolish looking person* err, bellend...
Person2: *gestures* Ding ding

by TheAngryGirl December 11, 2003

ding barricade

The future of the word, dorsey burridge. See also, "cass language and dorsey burridge

That guy sure is a ding barricade.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021