cunt swisher

Someone who swishes their tongue deep in cunt.

Dude, you're totally a cunt swisher.
How?
I heard you with Alyssa last night, bro.

by Tylssa November 29, 2016

The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger

I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.

by Technosmash October 6, 2017

swichitty swish swish biaaaaatch!

A phrase which was commonly used in early 1999, it is normally said when someone is happy or excited... And that's a fuckin' lie. I made that up, did you actually believe that? Ha!

I tricked ya! Swichitty swish swish biaaaaatch!

by Mr 🍆 October 31, 2017

levi swisher

Fat fucking chode small penis

“Look at Levi swisher such a chode”

by Longhammer22 May 22, 2018

Getting swish on The hot sauce

Sander: hey Mike i'm Going to Get a swish on the hot sauce will you company me
Mike: Boy Would I

Sander: hey Mike i'm Going to Get a swish on the hot sauce will you company me
Mike: Boy Would I
Getting Swish On The Hot Sauce is when a Man or a person with a working penis, That person Opens A Hot Sauce Glass And Puttguxhting it on his penis and swishing around Helicopter his Penis. if Long enough the person can put it's penis in his butthole.

by ZebraGamer November 22, 2019

Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.

The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.

by Butt Water Stevens April 6, 2020

dumb shids

people who make articles about their crushes

i was voting what articles to add to urban dictionary, i found like 500 dumb shids in under half an a-press

by hsafudgysjudyf June 15, 2020