Scoopage

news, a new event, a scoop

I've got some scoopage to share

by Chris Magnuson October 7, 2017

scooper

Highest of scoopee system, still an idiot

Chandan you are a scooper

by Chandan the idiot September 28, 2017

shtooped

"Shtooped" : Acting like a fucking retard, out of character; A state of being, a.k.a. "Fucked in the head"

"Homie", you seriously considering dating that one??? What are ya, SHTOOPED?

You texted WHAT to your girl, to you're SHTOOPED!

by Shannyobrien January 13, 2019

Scooped out

When someone is taken,used,drank and/or shot up way to much of any alcohol or drug. but particularly the drug “Water” that they no longer can function anywhere close to normal. They have no clue where they are or what they’re doing. They are no longer in our reality.

They’re scooped out!

Hey bro look at dude playing in traffic, he can’t even walk, He’s scooped out fr!

by Romeo2020 April 24, 2020

Scoop Dog

The New Fuhrer Of Ingenistan

Hey did you hear that 'Scoop Dog' Is now the Fuhrer of ingenistan?

by Pjing June 19, 2021

scoop-n-score

Where u fumbled the bag wit a girl and then someone else starts talking to that girl.

Dirk: Yeah bro I was talking to this girl and I fumbled, and now Ricardo is talking to her.

Chogan: Yeah Ricardo scored a scoop-n-score.

by Dick Gradyson January 6, 2023

Cooch scoop

Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.

Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"

Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."

Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."

by Sarathos October 22, 2010