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Accrington Steamer

Blind folding a woman and taking a crap between her breasts.
Chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here at the end of the night how do you fancy a good old Accrington Steamer.
by Ainsi316 January 24, 2024
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti November 13, 2023
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Cornish Steamer

It's just like a Cleveland Steamer but after 8 pints of Rattler
"Ey pard you up for a Cornish Steamer?"
by KineticX49 November 17, 2023
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Clevedon Steamer

The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.
The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!
by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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Royal steamer

The action of defecating on someone else’s closed toilet seat.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.
The party was a bust, so I left a royal steamer.
by pickle-chips July 10, 2024
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Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass
“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up
by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024
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