by czisbeast August 25, 2019
The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
by Siv T February 21, 2011
by TripsGirl January 07, 2024
The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.
by Andrwe Goldnre April 18, 2010
Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
by mcjenks May 07, 2014