statusfy

To satisfy your need for attention by posting your business on facebook.

Tom: "My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Brad: "That whore. You should totally statusfy your anger."

by Star&Sky1 December 27, 2009

status killer

A less popular person that comments on another more popular person status causing an end to any conversation going on in the status

hey drew sanders why did you comment on my stats, your such a status killer

by yourmans December 2, 2010

wormtactics status

1. The current social, health, and general status of said wormtactics.
2. A temporary condition of being like wormtactics in many or few ways.

That guy totally had wormtactics status, because he exhibited certain social patterns of the character.

by wormtactics November 1, 2004

Gerry Status

A status given to a person based on their reactions, both physical and mental after consuming illegal drugs.

"whoa, haha.. watch and listen to Logan try to explain the inner workings of communist russia, he is totally at Gerry Status"

by G Banks March 29, 2010

Pocket Status

The definition of a girl who is so cute that you want to make her small and put her in your pocket, so you can take her everywhere with you.

Jessica Alba is so cute, definitely pocket status.

by Slows Magoes October 20, 2011

status

girl that is easy to hook up with regardless of time....

ay nigga, hit up ole girl, ain't she some status?

by JimyaineTaine January 2, 2008

Statist

A term created by Ayn Rand. ( one of the only things she did unbiasedly and honestly.) A person who worships or shows unnatural devotion to the state, be it a country or city or literally a state (indirectly or directly it does not matter, consciously or subconsciously both are possible.) An example would be someone who speaks as though the law defines right and wrong, simply "because". To elaborate- believing the law defines right or wrong because it was made by the state is an example. For whatever reason, there are many people like this guilty of these tendencies. Consciously and subconsciously people can act and be statist or show beliefs in statism. Another example could be someone who would follow a order from a state official (meaning government official -and/or someone who works for the state) blindly just "because". For whatever reason, if it's a blind reason like because the state is right or the state is like God "you must obey". If you were to say, do something a cop commanded in fear for your life, that is not statist, but if u were to blindly listen and follow, that is statist.

Guy 1: stealing is always wrong! The law says so!
Guy 2: you sound like a statist. Your devotion is the same as those that would run into a building with bombs on them because they believed some government or religious power or entity told them to.

by WordsofTruth217 December 29, 2014