Stanleyed

The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.

Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.

Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!

by crimsoncape January 14, 2024

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stanely steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

Stangelation

i don't even know what this means

"Stangelation"
-someone probably

by memyselfmymine January 15, 2024

Stanleyitis

Tendinitis like condition that develops in the arm from carrying and drinking from a Stanley cup.

Ben noticed a case of Stanleyitis flaring up shortly after he began using his Stanley cup exclusively.

by iWHBYrDaddy January 24, 2024

Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.

I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.

by Pialinist January 25, 2024

Stanley

A Stanley is a person who blindly follows fads just because others are doing it.

Don’t be a Stanley!

by Knowledge The Knower January 27, 2024