The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.
Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
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