monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.

You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.

by SWSTX September 28, 2005

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

Snatch-Up

A woman who is in a committed relationship with someone else is considered Snatch-Up.

That girl is so hot - too bad she Snatch-Up!

by Cracka Dem June 11, 2018

satchel

A satchel is a bag often used to carry books, and other objects in.

Mike: Leah what does your satchel contain?

Leah: Not much just a few books and a huge dilly

by Michael McManus December 27, 2007

scatchamigowsa

Brought to you by greg the bunny. It means cool, sweet, awesome, bitching, groovy, great, chill, super, super duper, tits, amazing, spank, hard rocking, the shit, the shize, gravey, pwn , wow, and bootylicous.

Scatchamigowsa!!! That girl got a jaming ass.

by Crew "Spank" Ryan May 13, 2008

Satchel

1. A term used to describe the ball sack of a male

2. Also can be used in place of the word douchebag, or can be used to describe any other person you hate for whatever reason. More commonly used to describe plurally and not singularly. The effect of the word is signifigantly weakend when used to describe a person.

Dan: Dude look at that kid he pulled his pants down

Ben: (Sees ball sack) NO MORE SATCHEL!

or

Dan: Look at that guy with all the tatoos, hes eying up that little asian girl. What a fucking creep.

Mike: Yeah dude, we gotta get outta here. This place is full of satchel.

by Fudgepacking Spacedocker June 26, 2009

Slatch

A request for and item or anything else that can be given to any person at any given time.

Example 1
Guy: yo, random brotch slatch some sex.
Attractive female: sounds good.

Example 2
person 1: yo my nyigga slatch a drank of that purple drank.
person 3: Ight.

by Shizzy16 September 25, 2011