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prerequi-site

The website that asks if you're 18 before viewing adult content online.
"Dude, I tried to go to a porn site, but some prerequi-site popped up."
"What'd you do?"
"I told 'em I was born in 1901. It worked!"
by Iknoana November 19, 2011
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Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass
Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?
by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011
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atomic situp

when one is conned into attempting a "most difficult" situp resulting in a firm thrusting of the suckers nose directly up the shit pipe of a prankster. Usually results in prompt ass kicking and residual smell of butt mud for several days.
See the movie Heavy Weights or any highschool locker room
by chickenmanty December 8, 2003
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Situational Awareness

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.
by bleeper1 August 10, 2009
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Sitemodel

A girl and/or boy that takes pictures that they allow sites to take and use for their signs on their site, their sites are usually used to make MySpace layouts and graphics for MySpace users, when they make a sign of a sitemodel, usually the better the sitemodel, the more fans you get for example, if you get to use Missy Locke or Karly, then your usually very adored by others. Most sites like sitemodels who have good quality, with good lighting mirror pictures for them to outline to make a preppy sign.
Site: What's that sitemodels name? She's gorgeous.
by Anonymous Sitemodel June 24, 2010
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Text Sitter

A person who returns text messages instantly; someone you know is waiting for your text.
Joe is such a text sitter; he returned my text before i could close my phone.
by trumpeteerx March 6, 2009
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gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.
by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008
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