A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
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As in usually heard in a smoky room “Duuuuuude, I shankernoodlepooped that whole bowl in one breath”
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Get the shanked mug.A Pirate who ate the Badass-Badass no mi Fruit. He singlehandedly stopped the Marineford war, because he is Shanks. He is the one who gave Luffy the strawhat. He likes to throw partys whenever he can. He is a serious alcoholic. He was also part of Rogers crew with the likes of Rayleigh, Buggy D. Clown and Crocus.
Garp the Goat: That damn Akagami Shanks
Buggy-sama: Shankss? I hate that guy
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Buggy-sama: Shankss? I hate that guy
Luffy: I wanna become a great pirate like Shanks
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