Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

japanese shaved ice

the world renowned tasty treat that is commonly grouped together with the far inferior “snow cone” but is quite different and should be know by its merit not its similarities to the american treat

yo man wyd with that snow cone, there’s japanese shaved ice right down the road

oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq

ight ight

by bruhhhhhmoment July 22, 2019

Clean Shaven

Man man who has no more genitals and is as blank as a Barbie doll

Shit dude I went trim the hedges and now my dog is clean shaven

by Soak in the bath June 12, 2019

shoop-shave

when a girl shaves off the boys hair and beard while hes passed out after a night out, she really likes him

"bibu, you're the only one ill do the shoop-shave with"

by Krkič October 31, 2019

French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.

Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya

by Shady bunch January 13, 2020

cereal shaver

cereal shaver is a genshin rp twitter gc that posts odd stuff and is usually referred to as a hive mind.

mentally ill ppl on genshinrptwt that are v nice

"i fucking hate cereal shavers"
"why? :("
"cause im part of them"
"oh"

by anonymous May 4, 2021

mcqueen shaver

When you go down on someone and rip their pubes out with your teeth

“I went down on her last night and gave her a McQueen shaver”

by Cheesecake F July 1, 2021