Sclupping

When friends talk whilst jumping aimlessly into a videogame or several without playing for very long time.

Friend 1: "What do you want to play?"
Friend 2: "Idk I was just thinking of sclupping around tonight. I can't choose over the sound of my life screaming for meaning."
Friend 3: "Yeah, same... what about *Insert game rapidly declining in popularity*"

by TerrifiedDad42 December 30, 2023

shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.

"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."

by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024

Schnapping

Aka. Pulling a Noah Schnapp

(Verb) (sh • nap • ing)
Apologizing about previous behavior that resulted in backlash causing monetary or otherwise capitalistic backlash (boycotting, etc.)

He’s just Schnapping, I know he doesn’t actually care about the people he’s hurt.

by Government Propaganda January 17, 2024

shipping war

a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.

me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!

by i love pjo January 31, 2024

shlarting

The definition " shlarting " is when you compete in a sharting competition.

Im gonna join the Shlarting today

by EdginglordMasterGamer November 30, 2023

Shipping

Ah yes the world of shipping
shipping is when you pair 2 characters in a show/movie/real life/etc
Or even if your weird enough you can ship a real life character with a cartoon character

Dana: Do you play regretevator i ship the npc!! i love party noob x pest!!
Proud beetlecableshipper: yes i play regretevator but i ship lampert and pest
Normal person: dawg they're npcs from ROBLOX why are you shipping them
Dana: because its fun :3

by Gregoriah March 11, 2024

Shlarking

The act of slapping a weiner on someones face in hopes that they do something with it.

"I was shlarking her last night. She knew exactly what to do"

by Percyboi March 30, 2024