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spidermaned

To masterbait before going to sleep and waking up with sticky hands like to gain super powers
Yo man i got up today and i scratched my head and i forgot i spidermaned it last night!
by Shakezulia February 28, 2008
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Wall Spider

the act of splattering feces from your hole in the shape of a King Kong Spider on the wall of a bar, club, or any other social setting while no one is looking.
Where's Resnick?

ohh hes in the corner dancing with... Hold up, hes playing with that Wall Spider.
by Levinsuck March 1, 2005
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spider bite

During sex, when the man gives a hickie just above the vagina, bites it to break the skin, then ejaculates on the hickie/bite.
She's wild - totally into spider bites!
by ItsyBitsySpidey June 14, 2011
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Spider Dreams

Having a bad trip after dropping LSD.
Seems like a spider's acidic threads are wrapping around the person's thought waves and will never stop. Some people never come out (fly caught in a spiderweb). It's like those hippies that never came out of Acid trips back in the 70's, only now the drug has become more intense, and mixed/laced with other drugs, leading to a better chance of going wrong.
-What are Spider Dreams, Candi_Mouse?
Candi_Mouse- Remmber the S.E. Hinton book they gave us as a scare tactic in fifth grade?And the acid trip where the kid was being attacked by spiders?
-Yeah
CandiMouse- Same thing, you just don't come out.
by Mouse_Lives_PLURR August 21, 2007
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Spider

Call someone a spider either means that they are creepy or scary. Also if you say "they are spidering me" Then that means that they are creeping you out
"Omg you are such a spider"
by a_RaNdOm_GiRlY101 April 21, 2019
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kebab spider

The hairs above a ladies bikinr line that need a trim
You see Mary by the pool? Kebab spiders crawling right up to her navel
by Bobby angel January 11, 2019
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Joey The Spider Monkey

A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).
Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008
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