salty fuck

when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration

like this one

"wow this guy is a salty fuck. why is he even on here"

by don't look up here January 4, 2019

Salty Toboggan

When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan

Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.

by Lord of Lag October 18, 2014

Salty Peaks

The act of ejaculating all over a women's breasts.

Bro... I gave Megan the most amazing salty peaks last night!

by SaltLakeUnderbelly July 28, 2016

salty croissant

A croissant that is therefore salty.

I have a salty croissant

by MankeyMan2456 November 14, 2017

salty trumpette

A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.

Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone

by JewManChu June 22, 2016

salty river

When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.

I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.

by StopThat24 December 4, 2013

Salty Asian

one that is from an asian ethnicity and has a tendancy to tasty salty

Alexa Wolff is a salty asian

by notemilyormay May 24, 2009