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Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
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licking salt

to sucking,licking a dirty penis with a salty taste.
Carla: you giving head girl
Anney: Yeah but I was licking salt. That shit was ratchet!
by dirtyfreak February 12, 2014
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Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.
You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."
by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018
mugGet the No smoke, no shade, no salt.mug.

Less Salt

Less Salt: Another way of saying "Be nicer" Which is not the same as pouring on the sugar.
ie Every human transaction is filled with some niceties and spite (to try and make it look like ingredients.)
to change the so called Human transaction. you can either be nicer (adding sugar) meaner(adding salt) OR Meaner (Less sugar) or agin Nicer "Less Salt".
Many times when dealing with some one.just saying this to your self. "Less Salt" will lessen the harsh human transaction. thus making Your life easier. just by using less Salt.
Marlon: You look extra happy today ?! Whats up?
Sam: "Less salt"
Marlon: Less Salt?
Sam: Yea. Its like being nicer to people. Thus making me feel better. ;)
Marlon: "Oh I get it now. "Les Salt" " , I should try that.
Sam: Yea.

Lisa: Man Im distressed I have to go into this meeting and my honey pot has run dry!
Gary: You could try using "Less Salt"
LIsa: Thinking about it for a few seconds.. Wow, Thats a great Idea Gary! "Less Salt"
Gary: Picks nose...
by The.Sniper July 14, 2018
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salt

another word for cum because people say it tastes salty
as Harry Styles says I’m his song Medicine

“you got the salt and I got the appetite
by AssholeTheGiraffeBitch November 7, 2018
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Salt lifestyle

The state of constant defiance to feeling in the wrong or defeated, these character types go about doing the honorable work in a quiet manner. Often looking to other’s to explain their own feelings of salt. It’s not a way of life that is chosen but it chooses you.
Benji was the only person worth any salt in the board room meeting that morning. It’s the salt lifestyle that gave Benji the foresight to recommend moving the staff entrance away from the fitness centre attached to the building.
by Don Pinche de Cabron February 17, 2021
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Salt and Pepper

Referring to an old man or old woman’s pubic hair, due to the mix of darker color and graying hair.
Holy shit, I saw my dad’s nuts yesterday and he’s already got salt and pepper man!
by kenjatime May 28, 2020
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