when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.
by fuzzyfats January 8, 2015
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When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
by MewJadz June 10, 2019
Get the Kinder Surprise mug.Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut
Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
by Brappington April 30, 2020
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"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020
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when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.
by A.W.J. July 8, 2009
Get the mail man surprise mug.The act of getting your unassuming partner in the mood and then having a friend come into the room unannounced, bare ass naked, sportin' a raging boner and ready to shag as if it's just no big deal at all.
Daniel- "I've got something for ya baby. How about a little San Fransisco Surprise?"
Totally Hot Chick- "Fuck yes! I want it now Danny!"
Daniel- "All right love. Turn around and let me give it to you."
Daniel's friend, as he walks into the room unannounced, naked and sportin a throbbing hardon - "Oh, hey guys. Mind if I join?"
Totally Hot Chick- "Fuck yes! I want it now Danny!"
Daniel- "All right love. Turn around and let me give it to you."
Daniel's friend, as he walks into the room unannounced, naked and sportin a throbbing hardon - "Oh, hey guys. Mind if I join?"
by DanK 79 February 3, 2010
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