This is my sex story: I was at work, in my office, the door wide open. David walked in. He said, "What're you doing so late?" "I wanted to finish this." I answered. Before I knew it, he went over to the door and closed it. "What ARE you DOING?" I screamed at him. "SHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He stared at me. Then he started unzipping my dress. What? I asked. Shhhhh, he looked at me slyly. I was in my underwear. I pulled his pants off and took his shirt off. Then we kissed. It started off as a friendly little peck, but then elevated. Oh! I gasped for air. He unclasped my bra. Oh my god! What size boob are you? He asked me. 34D I said. Perfect! He looked at me lovingly. As he pulled my thongs off, I pulled down his boxers. He picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. "OHHHHHH!!! BABE!!!!! FASTER!!!!!!!!!! HARDER!!!!!!!!!!" He started getting faster. "OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!" BABE!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! I screamed. lets take you home. He said. Mind if I spend the night? He asked. No, not at all! One one condition: what? He asked me. No clothes allowed. Yes! He yelled. We went home. We had sex all night, and when I woke up, he was still in my bed, naked. One month later, he proposed. Tomorrow's our wedding day!
by Love_tricking_my_ex February 11, 2017
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by Light Joker September 17, 2004
Get the T storm mug.Maple Story cartoony anime game made in korea basically about killing monsters.Suprisingly addicting I reccomend you might not want to play unless you can control your addiction and yeah it's over run by a bunch of ignorant kids and stupid Naruto fans.A game features a cash shop full of cloths,Double EXP cards,Super mega phones and other useless items the devilish company of Nexon want kids to buy even if they did steal they'er parents credit card or hacked they'er PayPal acount.
Training
is basically killing monster which is a cycle,kill monster "Wooooooooooooot i got lvl up lololololz ^_____^"
however there is a thing called a Party quest also know as pq@@@@@ which is suposed help which it does up until a certain level and plus the community is the big problem other that it slows down at level 40 unless you're a hacker which can get to level 70 in a week.
Maplers attend to have various phrases towards others such as
Person whos 3 levels higher than you:omg ur a noob
Random and desprit girl/guy: WANNA BE MY GF/BF,(or looking for gf/bf@@@@@@@@@@@)
Stupid:CC Plz (it means change channel if you did not know)
Moron: hey everybody defame xxx (insert reason why)
Noob: mesos plox (even high levels does this dressed up like "noobs")
To handle the jerks on Maple Story is either don't type anything to them or tell them Naruto sucks that will make them real mad or better yet ask how did they get they'er Nexon item then tell them they stole they're mommy's credit card.
So as you can see little kids who act like they have balls play this game.
Training
is basically killing monster which is a cycle,kill monster "Wooooooooooooot i got lvl up lololololz ^_____^"
however there is a thing called a Party quest also know as pq@@@@@ which is suposed help which it does up until a certain level and plus the community is the big problem other that it slows down at level 40 unless you're a hacker which can get to level 70 in a week.
Maplers attend to have various phrases towards others such as
Person whos 3 levels higher than you:omg ur a noob
Random and desprit girl/guy: WANNA BE MY GF/BF,(or looking for gf/bf@@@@@@@@@@@)
Stupid:CC Plz (it means change channel if you did not know)
Moron: hey everybody defame xxx (insert reason why)
Noob: mesos plox (even high levels does this dressed up like "noobs")
To handle the jerks on Maple Story is either don't type anything to them or tell them Naruto sucks that will make them real mad or better yet ask how did they get they'er Nexon item then tell them they stole they're mommy's credit card.
So as you can see little kids who act like they have balls play this game.
After getting beat in a card game on Maple story
Stupid:omfg u cheated,turn the cheats off,i report u
Smart person: Wow how old you and did you flunk grammer school?
Stupid:omfg u cheated,turn the cheats off,i report u
Smart person: Wow how old you and did you flunk grammer school?
by NotBroken September 6, 2007
Get the maple story mug.i saw regina she was at the other side of the class with her legs wide open i could feel my cock get hard. after school i looked at her and said "wanna come to my house? ;)"i was waiting in my dorm when she came in and wore her sluttiest clothes. She wore a tight black crop top ripped so her tits hung out and some sexy underwear, my cock shot up and she looked down and winked. she began tearing off my clothes. She swirled her tongue around the tip of my cock and then deep throated my 20" cock, i began to cum and she pulled away and swallowed it then licked the rest of it off. I stood up and she said "where are you going..?" then i said "behind you ;)". I stuck my cock in a little bit and she softly moaned then i stuck my whole 20" inch cock in her pussy. she started to scream "GO HARDER, YES DADDY I LOVE YOU" and i said "shhh the teacher might hear you" but she did not care, she said "IM ALL YOURS TONIGHT DADDY" then the principal walked in and she stopped- then said "..." and walked out i licked regina's clit. then i started to thrust in and out of the principal and regina said " hey, let me get some" so i stuck my cock into her and i went faster and i then..i felt it "ITS COMINGGG" and she said "hold it in a little longer" a minute passes and i feel it building up "I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER" she said " let it out baby" I swear that day i put my weight in cum into her
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