slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

Slippery Slide

When a group of guys sit in a circle and masturbate until the floor is covered in semen. Then have a contest to see who can stand the longest without falling.

Last Saturday me and the boys pulled a slippery slide in Gina's room

by BushesBestBaked October 14, 2018

Human Slip and Slide

A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.

The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.

by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009

nip slip

Seriously. Has nobody ever told these brainless celebrity twats that there exists a garment called BRASSIERE? What kinds of exhibitionist morons go around wearing clothes which might reveal a private body part at any given moment, anyway?

Tara Reid: your nipple is ugly.

by PoopyPoo July 18, 2008

slipknot

slutknot sucks!!! they are a big talentless act. theyre not Nu-metal, theyre shit-metal. bunch of poser ass fucks hiding behind their halloween masks. all they do is scream and shit, and use powerchords over and over. a long time ago they invented these things called scales. use them bitches.
their music has no tone, which is kind of bad because thats what music is about.

person 1: OMG slipknot is so heavy

Person 2: what the fuck are you smokin?

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

Slipknot

A band that goths think is great. But if great really meant shit it would be true. A band from Des Moines Iowa that has 9 people but still cant make good music.

Fan: they really get my feelings
Me: so your feelings are shit
Fan: No you dont understand real art!
Me: If mabye if art was shit

by pirates! August 6, 2005

slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

by Luke L. June 19, 2006