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social lamprey

An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.
"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"
by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009
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social decadence

The word decadence, which at first meant simply "decline" in an abstract sense, is now most often used to refer to a perceived decay in standards, morals, dignity, religious faith, or skill at governing among the members of the elite of a very large social structure, such as an empire or nation state.
The social decadence of the american people is mostly caused by movies and false idols!
by PEERLESSMIGHT April 3, 2016
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Social condom

When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.
Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?

Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)

Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!
by KeithsDeadBaby March 3, 2011
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Truth Social

"Buck just joined truth social; he's such a nut job."
by Saul315 November 21, 2022
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Social Gamer

Facebook user who wastes inordinate amount of time on Flash-based games. Such games typically have cute anime characters with huge eyes and tiny mouths/bodies.

Social gamers enjoy hours of useless tasks such as clicking endlessly to gain game points or "money" (such as coins, gold, jewels, etc.). They even spend real money on non-real (digital) game objects such as pink tractors or green polka-dotted pets.

Social gamers seem also to delight in annoying the heck out of non-gamer Facebook users who get constantly bombarded with requests to help out with their farm, island, pet, etc. (Or maybe they're just totally unaware how much the constant requests annoy other users.)
Social gamers clutter up Facebook with lots of useless updates and requests.

Without social gamers a lot less time would be wasted on Facebook.
by Spellking July 30, 2010
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Social Masturbation

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
by Dvorak Typist April 15, 2009
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Social Science

The social sciences are the fields of academic scholarship which explore aspects of human society. Social sciences may draw upon empirical methods and attempt to emulate the standards of conventional scientific practice. By contrast, other social scientists employ critical analysis or hermeneutic methods to study objects of enquiry they regard as inconsistent with the scientific approach.

Social science is commonly used as an umbrella term to refer to a plurality of fields outside of the physical sciences and the arts. These include: anthropology, archaeology, communication studies, cultural studies, demography, economics, history, human geography, international development, international relations, linguistics, media studies, philology, political science, social psychology, and social work.
Weber's most famous work reg., social science is his essay in economic sociology, The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism, which also began his work in the sociology of religion. In this text, Weber argued that religion was one of the non-exclusive reasons for the different ways the cultures of the Occident and the Orient have developed, and stressed that particular characteristics of ascetic Protestantism influenced the development of capitalism, bureaucracy and the rational-legal state in the West. The essay examines the effects Protestantism had upon the beginnings of capitalism, arguing that capitalism is not purely materialist in Karl Marx's sense, but rather originates in religious ideals and ideas which cannot be solely explained by ownership relations, technology and advances in learning alone. Wikiped.'s answer!
by HarvardBisReviewC@s3Studies January 3, 2010
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