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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
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Shakespeare

1. (1564-1616) English poet, playwright, actor and director; not much is known about his life. He wrote 37 plays and over 200 poems, and is rumored to have contributed heavily to the translation of the King James' Bible. One of the most influential figures of the Renaissance era, his mastery of the English language, his keen understanding of human behavior, and his passionate dedication to the value of love and knowledge have ensured his survival, as a cross-cultural icon, for nearly 500 years, and at the dawn of a new century, the continuing popularity of his work seems to guarantee that his genius will continue to stretch far into the future; perhaps this continuing popularity is due to the fact that, though seen by many unenlightened eyes as old-fashioned, his works are filled with an insight and compassion for humanity, that were centuries ahead of their time.
Some of his plays include HAMLET, MACBETH, ROMEO AND JULIET, OTHELLO and A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM. There are rumors of a 38th play, but although several "re-discovered" manuscripts have been put forward as possible contenders, no case has been adequately proven for any of them, to date.
2. A guy who has charm, wit and a way with words; a jack-of-all-trades, a loyal friend, a trustworthy confidant, and a passionate lover. In short, a Renaissance man.
That Shakespeare was dead sexy- he was a lover of all humanity, and he really knew how to use his tongue.
Shakespeare by C.G. Newton September 28, 2005

Shamrock Shake 

to receive a hand-job in the bathroom of an Irish pub, or simply a hand-job given by an Irishman
Greg "Paddy O'Flanagan gave me a shamrock shake the other day."
Steve "You're a fag"
Shamrock Shake by lonnielassar March 2, 2010
The gentle shaking of one's penis after urination to insure that any remaining urine is expelled before pulling one's pants up.
Dave rememberd to shake off because he didn't want to stain his boxers.
shake off by Sean Piece September 26, 2003

shake weight

An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.
Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"

Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."

Dave: "Shake Weight!"
A unit of time equal to 75 seconds.
"I'll get out of the bathroom in two shakes."
"That took you four shakes!(5 minutes)"
Shake by Drola November 29, 2012
Sunglasses, a tanned set of glass (or plastic) sheets, fitted in a structure that rests on your ears and nose, shielding your eyes from bright light.
Often worn by people in summer times.
"That guy has a nice set of shades"