fuck salad drunk

Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.

the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.

by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010

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soft salad

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island

I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer

by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010

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Trapaholic salad

A large amount of weed.
(around 7 grams or more)

boy: oh boi, i just got my self a trapaholic salad
girl: yay, we gonna get so frazzed tonight

by Sir ammi June 19, 2017

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dick salad

when you’re sucking a niggas dick and you eat his pubic hairs

last night travis hit me with that dick salad

by dixslaps June 1, 2018

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Knuckle Salad

Eating out an ass riddled with hemorrhoids.

My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.

He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020

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