reverse brumsky

Beautiful hottie at the strip club agrees to a table dance for you, proceeds to strip down either to total nude or just with butt floss on, bends over, grabs her ankles, moves up to where she can surround your nose/mouth area with her glorious butt cheeks, and proceeds to jiggy them back and forth while you inhale/exhale rapidly! A most pleasureable, tasty, sweet-smelling experience most of the time.

Damn dude, that hot wench over there just gave me a million dollar reverse brumsky but she had a couple of stray dingleberries up there in her nether region!!

by superaynumerouno July 13, 2009

Reverse Wingman

When you see a girl you like and you hook up with her without getting a good look at her friend. You proceed to call your wingman over to hook up with her friend. Then you realize you hooked your friend up with the better looking girl. Hence, the reverse wingman.

*after the hook up*
Elliot: "Man I hooked up with a hot chick last night"
K-Dub: "So did I. I appreciate being the wingman with a the better looking chick. I'm always cool with being the reverse wingman."

by SnowmanFresh February 2, 2010

Reverse Jenga

the act of stabilizing something or making it more stable through iterative strategic improvements considering the most important vulnerabilities first.

If one were to play Jenga in Reverse they would recursively take the items of least risk from the top and carefully plug the holes to address the foundational instability towards the bottom. Initially fingers may be used to plug the holes but these must eventually be replaced with the correct blocks for long term stability through Reverse Jenga.

by zpurcey February 3, 2010

reverse shotgun wedding

When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.

Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...

Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...

by Whitehall Dr February 27, 2010

Reverse TARDIS

Like a reverse cowgirl, except the girl goes up and down making the "VWORP VWORP" noise.

Let's do a reverse TARDIS 'til you forget all about the time war!

by Cammersm June 15, 2011

Reverse Poacher's Coat

An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.

Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?

Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.

Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?

Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.

by ManoDestra September 9, 2011

Reverse Gravity Bong

A reverse gravity bong (or waterfall) is a smoking apparatus that can be easily made with household objects. One of the most widely used versions is one where the user melts a socket wrench piece into the cap of water bottle and burns a hole at the bottom of the bottle, allowing the water inside to flow out, and the smoke to flow in. Weed is packed into the socket piece, and the hole at the bottom of the bottle is plugged. Water is then put into the bottle until it fills up. After, the weed is ignited while letting go of the hole at the bottom. When all the water is gone, simply unscrew the cap and inhale the smoke.

Guy #1: Dude, what should we smoke out of? I forgot my piece.

Guy#2: Let's just make a reverse gravity bong in your garage.

by C4NNIBAL October 17, 2011