Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023

Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel

Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster

by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023

Blew the rooster

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.

Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.

by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Strangling the red rooster

Jerking off (having a wank)

Dang, been strangling the red rooster for over an hour and still nuthin!

by fuseon March 30, 2015

Urban Dictionary Roast

The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition

Come on man that's the 5th urban dictionary roast this week man, its getting out of hand.

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

stamping my rooster

a vigorous wank. hardcore masturbating.

I was stamping my rooster when my mum walked in

by tboner509 June 7, 2017