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Biometric Rogering System

A system that performs in a way similar to that of John Shuttlewood. It uses a fingerprint recognition system, similar to that used by many organisations, to identify participants in the rogering system. Often, this behaviour involves some kind of Wank Chariot.
'I'm just going to have some Biometric Rogering'
'There is no proof that a Biometric Rogering System was used in this operation'
by Becky Barnett May 19, 2006
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Robert Carter

Nicest guy in the whole stinkin world
That Robert Carter just gave us a time extension on our physics homework! Sweet!
by MsRandomDent November 9, 2011
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robert loggia

a loser old hasbeen actor who thinks very highly of himself.
from family guy:
r for robert loggia
o for oh my god its robert loggia
b for by god its robert loggia
e for egad its robert loggia
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t for tim look over there its robert loggia
space
l for look its robert loggia
o for ohhhh its robert loggia
g for gee i think i see robert loggia
g for gosh that robert loggia is good lookin
i for i see a hunkalicious robert loggia
a for asshole, look its robert loggia
by jorge melonpants June 19, 2008
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Robert Kardashian

The biological fathers of:
-Kim Kardashian
-Kourtney Kardashian
-Khloé Kardashian
-Robert Kardashian (his son)

Was married to Kris Kardashian (now Kris Jenner)

Lawyer/Attorney in the Simpson & Brown case
GUY 1: Hey do you think Robert Kardashian is Khloé's real dad?
GUY 2: Obviously!
by VariableSteam0 December 6, 2014
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Robert

An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.
"Dude Robert killed a guy once for looking at his knees".
by Tadahoe December 15, 2016
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Roberto

Roberto is smart, cute, and he is very close and emotional.He gives inspiration to people.He is a great boyfriend he’s gonna make you feel comfortable and special He loves talking to his girlfriend.he’s shy when he’s around people he loves.he makes people laugh and smile but he can’t make himself smile or laugh.if you are close to a Roberto you are very lucky you better keep him close.he is some to die for he’s so fucking cute😍.He has a big dick and fucks like a pro.He is a great overall🤪
Is that Roberto😍
by Big papi lmfao September 15, 2019
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taking a roberts

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts
by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003
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