Gristle Ring 

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

Gristle Ring by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011

Choc ring 

Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.

'You've got a choc ring', 'best wash your choc ring off before we go out', ets.,

Choc ring by MyrandaStrip November 14, 2012

erection ring 

Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.

"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"

"Shhhh."

"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"

"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"

erection ring by al-in-chgo May 30, 2013

rump ring 

A butthole.

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.

rump ring by misterrice360 March 29, 2015

Wax ring 

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.

Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!

Wax ring by Whudunnit June 2, 2015

disengagement ring

A ring of visible coke residue around one or both nostrils, resulting in unfortunate consequences, such as losing a fiancé etc.

You hear Steve's girl kicked him out of the house? Apparently he come home at 6 am with some fat disengagement rings round his schnozz...

disengagement ring by B-Ly4real November 29, 2015

dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.

Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!

dooky ring by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016