retail nazi

somebody who collects items or any high-end clothes or collectibles and refuses to buy online. they often refute others' opinions about the market value the existence or have their head in the clouds on the existence of scalping in the hobby and should often keep their opinion where the sun doesn't shine .often these people are like a retrumplican arguing with a Clinton lover. often times very hard-headed even when given a PowerPoint-like presentation. often the arguments with these people is like playing point-counterpoint.

guy 1 I really have had my eye on the new star wars line lately Stanly keeps saying I should wait to buy online and wait like 3 months when I know the value is going to skyrocket and be impossible to attain on my budget.
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio

by rayjay91 February 8, 2023

Quality Retard

There are some idiots, then some idiots who really can't function. The cream of the crop, they lack basic understanding of a subject, yet attempt to look down on people with that understanding.

Some people are arguing in parody about politics in order to make fun of the Republican party, but then the quality retard patronizes the people about politics, when it's obvious they don't know anything about politics or the Republican Party.

Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.

Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.

by Eric Chaperone August 11, 2010

stay hard retard

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.

honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

Get me hard, Retard

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.

Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"

by sharu3 November 16, 2018

Retard Hands

When you play one video game then try to switch to another game but your hands don't do what you want them to.

Dude, I keep throwing a grenade when i try to reload, what's up with that?
You have retard hands..

by Ferrisfreshie February 4, 2010

Retard

a word commonly used by The Boys🥵🥶😈 to say something is stupid
(when you tell them that it is very offensive to neurodivergent people, they get real angry at you for no reason at all because they don't wanna be a decent human being.)

Guy1: Bro, stop acting so retarded!

Neurodivergent people as a whole: Bro wtf is wrong with you.
all we ask is for you not to disrespect whole ass generations of neurodivergent people, maybe you can AT LEAST say something else like, stupid, idiotic, e.t.c.

by this isthename April 11, 2021

retard baby

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act retarted are retard babies

"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" Shoshana said to Guerin
"I can't believe you showed the cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"William Estes is the biggest retard baby i know"

by g ho October 30, 2007