rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

Rubbing

Rubbing a girls pussy on a guys dick without actually sticking it in

Jim got a boner from sally sitting on his lap so he brought her to the other room and asked her to rub on him (cuz he didn’t have a condom) Sally first rubbed him with her hands but Dylan said it wasn’t working so Sally got on his lap facing him and pulled down her shorts so she was only in her tiny thong and unzipped Jim’s pants do he only had his boxers on and started to thrust on him she then got in the arched position and Jim started rubbing on her for hours

by AnneVal March 9, 2022

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 9, 2014

Brownie Rub

The process of eating Taco Bell. Preferably cheese steak burrito. then shitting on your partners dick and immediatley jorking it until he russian flash bangs you.

Historically documented between 1400 b.c. - 1700 a.d.

"My husband got home from the Revolutionary war, and we brownie rub each other until the next fortnight."

by Qwertyuiopasdfghkjlzzcvbnm December 22, 2024

rubbing trend

When you read that small dicks are back in fashion and get excited about rubbing a small one in the team shower

Paul was glad he could finally shower with all the other players and was looking forward to Rob rubbing trend

by Mountie69 October 11, 2021

turkish rub

When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect

"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking

by DockingStation September 26, 2014