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Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google
Sexy woman: Did you hear? Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google. Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese.

Ugly dude: wtf
by Ppsucker333 January 18, 2022
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Ronald Dickens

Some lonely gay dude who takes everything to heart and asks the dumbest fking questions imaginable, Born into a life of homey gliding with his bro. Has partaken in lots of dick on dick especially in the bathtub. Always says gay shit like "Hey guess what" my house is 5000 Sq Ft cool huh.
Ronald Dickens: Hey does anyone know why there's a valvestem in my pocket?
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!
by BrumDumb419 January 16, 2023
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Caroline's eating Ronald Reagan challenge

Thank you brave soldier for fighting the good fight and participating in Caroline's eating Ronald Reagan challenge.
by Sco0by D0o August 13, 2019
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Royalist

1. A local band from Henry County, Georgia that eats lots of doo-doo.
2. Any term referring to a gang of douche bags.
1. Hey, doesn't everyone in the band Royalist put things in their mouths that they shouldn't?
Of course they do!

2. Look at those Royalists over there! Lets beat them with a sack of oranges!
by The Scraggly Man December 23, 2008
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Royalston

smallest town in Ma possibly even the world. located in the middle of nowhere with 1 store, no gas station and no law
"Want to see all your friends"
"No"
"Then lets go to Royalston and be alone in the woods"
by jenny ive got ur # September 6, 2009
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Fortnite Battle Royale

1. A game that is fre to play and looks corny as hell .
2.Played by broke people.

3.Doesn't even have cars.
Broke person: YOou wanna play fortnite Battle royale?
Wealthier person: what am I poor?
Weathier person: Just get PUBG ya broke fuck
by Anonymous_Derp May 5, 2018
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Ronaldinho

1. Greatest player to walk out of Brazil since Ronaldo.
2. A stabbing pain in the side of Alex Ferguson. Hahahaha.
3. Instigator of the most enjoyable moment of my life; Putting England out of the World Cup with a wonder Free-Kick from all of 35 Yards.
"Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored against England in the World Cup? Yes? Well, guess what. You get to see it again."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
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