super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life

on the 6th day, God super queefed humanity into existence

by tanner atwater October 4, 2007

queef attack

A highly explosive, sudden expulsion of warm air from the vagina or vaginal region. A common abbreviation; 'Q&A'

Example 1:
Becky "Wtf? why did your dress just fly up?"

Karen "What? I don't know what you're talking about"

Becky "You just had a queef attack!"


Example 2:
Christian "Excuse me ladies, are you studying for your MCATs?"

Ladies "Yeah, why?"

Christian "So you know a lot about attacks, right?"

Ladies "What kind of attacks? Like heart attacks...?"

Christian "Have you ever heard of a queef attack?"

Ladies "We knew you were in high school!"

by Christian Huffer January 16, 2009

Queef

the funniest thing in the universe

ahahahahah she pussy farted at me

by chatham October 5, 2003

queef

queef: Sound created when oxygen that has
accumulated to a fairly excessive ammount
finally is discharged from vagina.

Although his penis was of average size, he could not possibly fill her vastness, therefore with each in and out stroke,large quantities of air preceded his every thrusting motion.

by G.E.Tyrone May 14, 2005

queef

an air bubble of gas that travels up the front of your crotch and burns a little.

Damn! I thought I was going to fart in the bathtub, but it ended up a queef

by mastameg February 5, 2010

Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.

Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!

by UCRKID January 5, 2010

queef eater

Some one or something that is being of severe annoyance or is being just plain gay; can be used as a subsitute for words such as "fuck face" or "ass wipe."

"Cut that shit out you stupid queef eater!"

by Brendan Powell October 2, 2006