pop a white one

To ejaculate

Guy: Your mum's so fit, I just want to pop a white one over her

by The Minge Marauder August 26, 2013

pop a condom

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.

1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....

by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013

Pop-Pop Mac

Popcorn, easy mac and crushed up pop tarts all mixed together. An eclectic mix popular among students of Colby College, a liberal arts school in Waterville, Maine.

"Do you want some cheetos?"
"No motherfucker I want some pop-pop mac!"
"Okay, that's chill man"

by samaslama May 30, 2016

pop your bounce house

When you fart

Dude did you just pop your bounce house??

by Ajc613 May 29, 2016

Pop a figgy

Rapid ejection of hard, compacted fecal matter in one’s underpants, typically brought on by a startling moment or a shocking sight.

Pop a figgy: I was hiking with my family yesterday when I accidentally stepped on a rattle snake. I popped a figgy then and there.

by skwurrelgirl July 2, 2016

pop a tent

Basically popping a boner in jeans

He made me pop a tent in math class

by Thomasisme December 7, 2016

Pop my applesauce

Intense sexual intercourse with the top of an apple sauce jar, which makes the incredibly orgasmic popping sound and gives you the feeling of popping a cherry

Steve is going to pop my applesauce tonight.

by Erasercapnow October 24, 2017