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child's play 

Exceedingly easy and not fit for your personal level of skill. An activity that could be done by a child with the brain capacity of a squirrel.
When the teacher asked Bartholomew, who had previously been sleeping, to answer the math question, Bartholomew responded "child's play" and proceeded to ace the shit out of the question.
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homie don't play that way 

in other words .. thats not how i be doin things ... or homie wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole
"i ain't gon use no public washroom. all they got is tissue paper. homie don't play that way. boy i got a 2-ply minimum"

fecal play 

The act of incorporating feces into any sexual adventure
Zach: "we should do something different tonight"
Whitney: "like fecal play?"
Zach: "yeah"
Whitney: "okay, I'll shit on your chest during sex"
Zach: "I can't wait"
fecal play by blumpkinluver January 24, 2009
A form of kink that commonly involves using ice cubes to stimulate the erogenous zones.

However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.

My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
Me: So imma head over to the community center after school...
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.

urethral play 

stimulating the urethra by inserting objects of various sizes. Examples: pencils, ball pens, swizzle stick, rubber worms, metal sounds. May also involve electro stimulation.
I got myself off by inserting a urethral tube in my dick and jacking until I came.Urethral play is my favorite way to get off.
urethral play by Roji Taka December 17, 2005

Pittsburgh play action pass 

when you are having anal sex and you don't want to get your dick poopy, so you grab your dick in a thumbs up, stick it in her butt hole, and the motion jacks you off at the same time
Yo bro, does your dick smell bad from that girls ass?

No way dude, i Pittsburgh play action passed her so i didn't have to sport a poopy dick