Peanut

A small and bald headed man/boy with a head shaped like a peanut, tending to hate fat people.

Peanuts are constantly bullied.

by Andy155 September 1, 2006

salty peanuts

sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)

"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"

by 6IXTY 1NE September 8, 2008

PEENUS

Someone who has a penis size below average.

Usually used to diss one another.

Ben: Yo Josh, You got a PEENUS

Josh: Screw you man...

by Peenushaven November 9, 2012

Peanut Butter Cup

When a guy takes his dick and sticks it into jar or peanut butter puts the peanut butter back into the cupboard. Then sticks his dick in the girls pooper. Then the girl licks off everything!

"hey baby want to do the peanut butter cup tonight"
"you know how hard that would be to get the peanut butter out of my ass"
=D

by MetalPheonix January 5, 2008

peanut butter and jelly

When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.

Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool

by Daeric May 9, 2008

peanut butter nub

a nub who is so nubby all other nubs dont realize he exists.

mike:i feel bad for the guy on locust team.

team: why

mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub

by The Entity628 March 13, 2009

Peanut Butter Schfinkter

A sexual act when the girl puts peanut butter all over the guys penis and asshole and then licks it off. Can also be preformed with other foods such as whip cream, chocolate, etc.

Yo dawg that hoe over there gave me a peanut butter schfinkter last night!!!

Dude did that bitch give you a peanut butter schfinkter?!?!

by Jlevitt95 March 18, 2010