Posify

To pretend to care about what someone else is listening to on any online music website in order to appear cool or desireable because you want to have sex with them regardless of their horrible taste in music.

Becky to Sara : Antoine keeps sending me Insane clown Posse songs

Sara:you call those songs?

Becky- I hear you, but I'll posify as long as he doesn't play it when he's munching my carpet.

by Sheazona Mission February 4, 2013

dirty poison dart frog

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog

by jackgasm July 22, 2012

Posi-core

A sub-genre of Post-hardcore/Metalcore music that has songs contain mostly postive lyrics. (About life, love, etc.)

We Came As Romans Is a popular Posi-Core band.

by IanCore August 20, 2011

Poison

the most bad-ass, gothic guy in the planet! who is known for his singing, being better than jerry prejean.

Jerry:"hey, Poison"
Poison:"hey, jerry"

by Mr.LOP January 22, 2011

british position

A position, typical for a luxury vehicle made in the UK, on the back of a tow truck.

My Land Rover blew the motor once again, so it had to assume the British position on the back of the flatbed and was towed to the shop.

by Rover h8tr December 2, 2010

annie position

Meaning "Any Position"

Person 1: "Hey isnt that Annie Position?"
Person 2: "Whos that?"
Person 1: "A girl who will do any position"

by Bruuhhhhhh July 8, 2017

intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

by honneamise December 2, 2018