When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.
Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon
by degeneyah October 31, 2022
Get the poop debtmug. Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.
That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.
by Bada bing sfv October 6, 2019
Get the Poop pimentomug. Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.
When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.
by Honey badger July 24, 2019
Get the Poop Sherpamug. When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco
by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016
Get the Bloop Poopmug. Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
by KD Dirt August 5, 2020
Get the Dueling poopmug. Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012
Get the Poop Apneamug. The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop
Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
by N.S2 February 19, 2023
Get the the poop theorymug.