When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.
by Theguywhomadeupdeathpoop April 19, 2017
Get the Death Poop mug.A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017
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When someone is being either retarded, dramatic, or overly entitled to whatever it be, they are lying on poop/lop. Used to signify if one has gone over the edge out of pure stupidity.
When someone is being either retarded, dramatic, or overly entitled to whatever it be, they are lying on poop/lop. Used to signify if one has gone over the edge out of pure stupidity.
Kayla: three of my friends got pregnant today because of reasons.
Michael: your school be lop so much.
Kayla: I know right! To think that they are lying on poop makes me sad.
Michael: your school be lop so much.
Kayla: I know right! To think that they are lying on poop makes me sad.
by I can't Ainsley Harriot June 11, 2016
Get the lying on poop mug.When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco
by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016
Get the Bloop Poop mug.A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016
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by Bduck1310 January 15, 2017
Get the poop movie mug.When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019
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